I'm laughing, but feel a little queasy too. It ain't easy bein' me.
Update: The traps being used are a quick kill trap. I called every resource available to find out what to do - the Sherriff's office told me to just shoot 'em. I called the wildlife people and they said box traps are useless cuz the critters eat mostly grass which they have plenty of. Rest assured, this is the most humane way possible to get rid of them at this point. And I can't wait till it's over and done with.