I'm thinkin' I'm gonna quit worryin' about the carrot. I'll just send a nice check - that's probably all that's really wanted anyway. I'm also tryin' to give up booze for a while. Yes, I did just say that. Might be for a day, maybe two, maybe more.... but I'm losin' my life tryin' to hide away from this anxiety business. I have to find other ways to keep calm and/or find more amusing things to think about. The job is what it is for now. Every hateful minute. After my education on the fact that I'm not allowed to make a mistake without dire consequences... well... that wears on a girl. In the meantime, I'm just gonna keep tryin' hell or high water to get out of there. I have talked to a lawyer who specializes in this sort of thing.. and they'd be glad to try to help me out - with a beginning fee of $250 an hour. Puhleese. If I had that kind of cash I'd go to the casino and have me some F.U.N.!!
So there we are. Another wonderful Wednesday for Wednesday's child. The big thrill today is will they, or will they not have chicken tenders in the cafeteria for lunch? And by lunch time, will I even care? I know... what you wouldn't give to live a day in my life... why do you think I carry xanax in four colors? hehehe.
And by the way... can someone please tell me what happened to summer? I just realized the New York State Fair starts NEXT WEEK! We ALL know that this means summer is over. How can it be possible? Didn't it just start getting warm this past Sunday?????? And more importantly, how many advance sale tickets should I buy myself? Every year I say I'm not gonna go.. and every year I do. And usually more than once. I mean really... bloomin' onions, fried oreos, snow cones, veggie tempura, sausage sandwiches.... goodbye summer, and hello to the five state fair pounds I'm gonna gain.